George W. Bush: More than meets the eye?

Funny stuff by Andy Borowitz, posted on HuffPo:

Increasingly frustrated by the Iraqi government's failure to meet a series of defined benchmarks, President George W. Bush today proposed sending a group of giant robots known as the Transformers™ to Iraq...

In announcing his new proposal, the president authorized an $85 billion defense contract to Hasbro, believed to be the largest military contract of its kind ever awarded to a toy company.

Read the whole post here. The made-up quotes from Bush are hilarious.